Ohh… nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the… aaaiirrrplane.
Ever had a bad long flight back home with snoring people and tasteless food? It could be worse. You could be on the brink of freedom, and so close to meeting your eight year old daughter for the first time, while being on a plane full of convicts who, BIG SURPRISE, hijack the plane.
It was definitely a good idea of the authorities to put a bunch of criminal superstars on the same plane and hope for the best. And we get the best out of it. Con Air formulate some great life lessons: you always have to put the bunny in the box, and corpses falling from the sky are probably not astronauts. As well as very useful tips on surviving: put you trust in a South American drug lord, and you can wear someone’s head as a hat. Of course, all those lessons should be taught together to the song “Sweet Home Alabama”.